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bedrock-to-buildheight: hollowedfox: thenewborndeity: transgenderrari-moved: dragonprincessmew: Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents. Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they’re always like “yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time” Diversity win! Absol is OSHA Compliant! @osha-official-the-sequel @bedrock-to-buildheight I thought about your Pokémon au when I saw this today I legally must add them. For safety

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bedrock-to-buildheight: hollowedfox: thenewborndeity: transgenderrari-moved: dragonprincessmew: Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents. Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they’re always like “yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time” Diversity win! Absol is OSHA Compliant! @osha-official-the-sequel @bedrock-to-buildheight I thought about your Pokémon au when I saw this today I legally must add them. For safety

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