Elves, by Acid Witch

Elves by Acid Witch, released 21 December 2024 Accidental spell from Grandpa's book The one he warned me "Do not look!" When blood is spilled from broken glass Evoke tiny evils from forgotten pasts Sneaking home now, Grandad's pissed And that mean old man likes to slap and hit and mom drowned my cat in the fucking toilet while my pervert brother says I've got big tits... CH) And he's going to tell.. Just swell, he might as well... My week's been going to hell... Cause of these fucking... ELVES Like I said, my family fucking sucks So I got a job at the mall to make some bucks Most of the girls here have loose morals And the mall Santa does coke and asks for oral But that lecher in red, was soon found dead Cheerful pool of red, congealed 'round his head Now they need a new Santa for the meet and greets So they hire a homeless guy right off the streets Mall's locked up tight, we sneak in to play Street Santa already broke in for a place to stay Along with some horny guys, tryin' to get laid as well as some evil occult Nazi's CH) And they're looking for me... Blood of a virgin they need... Cause when there's no more room in hell On Earth, will walk the...ELVES Just when you think it can't get more absurd Here comes these German bonehead turds To shoot it out among the Christmas toys with the Elves, teen girls, Santa and horny boys Department stores trashed, it's a fucking bloodbath All my friends got the candy cane shaft So me and cigarette Santa are on the run To try and figure out what the fuck's going on So my bitch of a mother reveals her secret That I'm a product of deep dark, nazi incest To raise demonic elves up from Hell She had to fuck her Dad herself! CH) I'm next in line for sacrifice... Christmas eve just ain't my night... I kind of wish I don't live to tell about these fucking...ELVES These stupid fucking ELVES!