Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets And Then Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad, by Chopping Mall

Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets And Then Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad by Chopping Mall, released 03 May 2024 1. Mashed Into An Unrecognizeable Pulp 2. Forced To Eat Moldy Granola 3. Rapid Formation Of Mold 4. Burned By Hot Popcorn Steam 5. Gored By A Dinosaur Skeleton That Came To Life At The Museum 6. Impaled By Elephant Tusks 7. Shitting In Joel Oalsteens Mouth 8. Choking On Unchewed Food 9. Pushed Down An Elevator Shaft 10. Rotten Curdled Milk Spraying From The Mouth Of A Wizard 11. Bubbling Liquefied Innards Simmering In A Cast Iron Cauldron 12. Plastered In Unicorn Feces 13. Ruined Food 14. Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets 15. Shut Your Kid Up 16. Gurgling Vomit From The Mouth Of An Engorged Walrus 17. Dismembered By Mossy Elk Antlers 18. Shove Christmas Up Your Ass 19. Torn To Shreds By Eagle Talons 20. Formed Into Meatloaf 21. Barbecue 22. Gored By A Mammoth 23. Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad 24. Mangled By A Snowy Owl That Is Magical Friends With A Snowshoe Hare 25. Beaten Up By Al Capone 26. Falling Down The Stairs With A Tray Of Food 27. Trampled By Bison 28. Pushed Into A Wood Chipper By A Big Gangly Moose 29. Ripped To Shreds By River Otters 30. Smoking The Dust Of Ancient Mummies 31. Slowly Turning Into Mush The classic viral deathgrind album, RE-MASTERED FOR VINYL, along with 10 NEW SONGS. Congratulations on looking at the "about" section for "Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets And Then Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad" by legendary one-man deathgrind band CHOPPING MALL. You're doing the right thing here. Keep reading this, because it's important and it will help you. This double album contains the infamous album "Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets (2020)" in its entirety, expertly RE-MASTERED for ideal high-fidelity playback quality on your home stereo record player system. As an added bonus, the last side contains a brand-new odious opus of crushing brutality, a set of NEW educational songs that we'll refer to as "Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad (2024)". These songs are cautionary tales with not just pulverizing riffs, but also lyrics that deal with complex issues such as food, occupational hazards, and getting killed by forest animals. The lessons you learn from this music will probably save your life, and the lives of others, and in the end will make you a better person. This album can be enjoyed with your family, friends, and co-workers. Try playing it at the dinner table, in the break room, at the gym, at holiday get-togethers, on road trips, or just in your basement alone because you have no friends. The same amount of effort was put into writing this bio, as was put into writing the lyrics (each song's lyrics written in under 5 minutes). Ask around, at school or at the office, if people have heard the new CHOPPING MALL album, Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets And Then Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad. Chances are they will say "no" and look at you awkwardly. They are poseurs. This is the first deathgrind album of its kind to feature two songs about mold in a row. This album is stupid. But you'd be quite smart to add it to your fine music collection.