How do you change the gravitational constant of the universe? - Answers

The universe has a detachable plastic cover at the back. Remove this cover using a Philips screwdriver. You will see small thumb wheels labeled, Gravitational Constant, Plank's Constant, Boltzman's Constant, Speed of Light, mass of electron, etc. These can be changed by turning the thumb wheel either towards the "+" or "-" signs. Caution! Unless you know exactly what you're up to, don't play around with these dials. If you change these constants even ever so slightly, the results can be quite dramatic and you may not be able to turn them back. For example, if your new settings don't allow the existance of calcium, carbon or iron, then you're goosed!